Me: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?

Me: I’m pretty good considering it’s Monday.

Cleverbot: You should get something to eat.

Me: I always skip breakfast but it’s almost lunchtime.

Cleverbot: So I’m eating your face?

Me: Is that a euphemism?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Are you a cannibal?

Cleverbot: No, I am an aspiring vegetarian.

Me: My face is made out of meat. If you are eating my face then you are not a vegetarian.

Cleverbot: I’m not from earth.

Me: Vegetarians are from Earth.

Cleverbot: They are awesome, perhaps, but not necessarily smart.

Me: I would agree that you are not necessarily smart.

I have to admit, I’m disappointed that computers don’t actually exclaim, “CAN NOT COMPUTE! CAN NOT COMPUTE!” and explode when they are caught in logical fallacies.

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