I just went to Taco Bell and ordered a combo with a Mountain Dew. Or Mtn Dew. Or whatever it is.
When I got to the window the guy asked me, “You said Mountain Dew, right? Do you want the green one or the blue one?”
I shuddered and was at a loss for words before telling him that I wanted the ‘normal’ one.
On top of that, I get home and read the side of the cup and they are announcing that they have a new product:
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos…
I give up trying to defend this company.